Cumscare

When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly

Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob

by even123angrybirds March 1, 2023

cumscara

When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moist semen

Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara

by Wolf murder March 21, 2024

Cumsaber

When you freeze your ejaculate onto a pvc pipe causing it to turn into a wiffle ball bat type shape and use it to please a female by beating her with it.

Dude last night I was banging this girl and she told me to get my cumsaber out of the freezer!

by Lookatmetantan May 4, 2024