Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016

my internet connection

has same durability as minecraft gold axe

what do you mean my internet connection is DiScOnNeCtEd

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

Molgan connection

Real bad xbox live connection that is so bad u are barely able to join a party or online game

Wow this kid has real bad molgan connection

by Molgan November 24, 2010

Westside Connection

A rap trio consisting of Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10 (aka The gangsta, The killer, and the dopedealer). Their gangtsa rap lyrics are accompanied by great urban beats. Hail from South Central LA.

Gangstas don't dance we boogey, stay the fuck away from the rookie.

by Jay Ceresia July 7, 2004

tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

by volound September 19, 2009

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

John: hey dude i got this new fnaf 6 game its rlly cool
Joe Mama: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

by ConnectionTerminated November 10, 2020

loose connections

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019