cummistry

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.

Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.

by pentozali August 29, 2014

Cummiseur

Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.

As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.

by Palm Springs #fresh January 23, 2022

cummish

A substance, usually a liquid, that vaguely resembles ejaculation of the male variety. Aka Cum

That sauce looks cummish.

by Abb90 February 28, 2019

Cummisary

The cell in the prison that holds the cell block cum dumpster.

“I’m headed to the cummisary to unload in that new bussy on the block.”

by Jarrow88 May 29, 2021

cumismatic

a person who possesses special traits that attract, inspire, or fascinate other people in a sticky way

wow did you see how jerimiah was so cumismatic today when speaking to sophie

by femboy3000 January 27, 2024

cumtism

See "gooning."

This definition is motivated by the idea that mid-gooning session, an individual (usually male) can no longer adhere to social conventions and instead enters a weird and mystical world of inner expression. This is accompanied by an animalistic behavior that is no longer hidden by a veneer, and is plainly observable. However, to the subject, the existence of these observers does not register. In a sense, it's an "autism" necessitated by the desire to cum.

Ergo, cumtism.

Person C (trying to rip his dick off his body while crushing it): "AWOOGA AWOOGA, big MILKIE, huhuhuhhuhhuhuh-"

person A: "Tf is he on!?"
person B: "Oh goddamn it, his cumtism is acting up again, fuck!"

by A1i4s November 27, 2024

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025