Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
Get the Cumling's mug.Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.
I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....
Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?
Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?
by AMT1997 June 14, 2020
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Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
by star2uk June 29, 2020
Get the Cummings-itis mug.1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.
1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 9, 2009
Get the Cumling mug.1. A poet of the early twentieth century who frequently used unconventional capitalization, spelling, and grammar within his poems.
2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.
2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.
1. We have to read two poems by e.e. cummings for class tomorrow.
2. aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;
2. aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;
by vote up May 10, 2006
Get the e.e. cummings mug.by Alex L. Smith February 19, 2009
Get the Cummings mug.The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.
I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.
That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.
That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.
by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012
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