cume

(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.

n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."

by Caltha. March 21, 2004

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 5, 2004

cume

frenchified synonim of jizz
original: cum
new: cume

original: lick my cum bitch!
new: licke mon cume la chiene!(lick my cum bitch!)

by Crutch Cricket March 24, 2004

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 6, 2004

cume

semen, in the form of spice

excuse me, do you have any cume?

by taz gam March 20, 2004

cume

A really bad spelling of cum.

I thought it was spelled cume, but thanks to Flession, I know it's spelled cum.

by Flession March 25, 2004

Cume

An awkward silence caused by a social faux pas.

Tom: remember that night you got really drunk and fell in the pond?

Phil: nope.

Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.

Phil:...........................

Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.

by Dan Brace January 24, 2006