cumfart

when you cum and fart at the same time

ohh shit i think i just cumfarted

by slimezorua September 4, 2016

cumfarter

A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass

Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"

by juana phuck January 7, 2006

Cumfart

Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.

Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*

by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009

Cumfart

When you release gas with secretion in the middle hole.

Meg had to change her pants after she cumfarted.

by Wooshiung September 17, 2019

Cumfart Baby

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.

Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.

by HillMeadow April 25, 2010

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."

*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"

by Comfort69 June 18, 2018