Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022

cumfardin

Cumfardin-Can be used as either a noun or a verb. It is a state of being that changes per situation, it can be used either out of frustration or something that you enjoy.

“We got so fucked up last night, it was a straight up cumfardin the place is trashed.”

“That class was cumfardin, I fucking hated it.”

by MisterWriter September 29, 2019

cumfartable

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010

Cumward

Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made

Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"

by Please approve this February 23, 2020

cumfart

1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.

2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.

1. "Yah baby, I'm going to make you cumfart so hard right now."

2. "Dan, don't be such a cumfart."

by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

cumtard

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

by roger August 26, 2004