Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

cumdumpling

A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.

Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.

by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021

cumbusking

Performative masturbating for spare change, especially in the subway.

Did you see the guy cumbusking at Grand Central Station? He didn't have much range but what a beat!

by Spelingerror November 20, 2023

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

by squidge winkle April 18, 2019