An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.
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The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."
An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.
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Get the benedict cumberbatch's laugh mug.Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.
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LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
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Get the Benedict Cumberbatch mug.:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.
(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
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