cumdripping asshole

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.

Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"

by Happy Ass July 11, 2006

Cumtrap

A woman who tricks a man into impregnate her just to have a physical reason to use his funds or assets.

Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

by MR.DW December 21, 2008

cumtrickle

When you give oral sex, the cum trickles down your throat.

Man, this cumtrickle tastes kinda fishy.

by HiPPiE SkiPPiE January 20, 2009

Cumtrap

The act of ejaculating on the floor and having someone step on it accidentally.

I got Miguel with my cumtrap yesterday, he almost couldn't tell with his white shoes.

by UrbanPrune1 June 4, 2021

Cumdrip

When a guy lacks the strength to cum, so instead of flying away his sperm will slowly drip off his penis like the little bitch he is.

Guy 1: I was fucking my girlfriend yesterday and couldn't give her a facial...
Guy 2: You're such a cumdrip!

by uMorgoth January 29, 2017

Cumtrifuge

When you blow a load in a chick on a playground merry-go-round, then jump off and spin the merry-go-round so fast that your cum flies out of her pussy.

Let me borrow those sparklers so I can tape them to the merry-go-round to make this cumtrifuge I'm giving Kim more festive.

While having a little get together at the playground down the street, my buddy found out I gave his girlfriend a cumtrifuge when he got hit in the face with my cum.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah July 29, 2009

Cumtrap

To deceitfully get pregnant by lying to your sexual partner about being on birth control.

A: Bitch said she was on the pill and now she's expecting twins for next month.

B: Totally cumtrapped bro!

by Izzilly June 15, 2018