confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

cumsucker

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Cumbucket

Equivalent to "cum depository" meaning someone full of ejaculate because they are a slut.

Dude, that cumbucket has nailed like seventeen guys this semester.

by Sam Fryer March 30, 2004

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010