by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the dumb cum mug.A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.
Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.
Or
Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.
Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.
Or
Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.
Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
Get the Young, dumb, and full of cum mug.simply it means when you're in the stage of life that comedian Danny Thomas referred to as "young and foolish". In the hit "New World Man" the band Rush details this further with the verses:
He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it
He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it
He's a New World Man...
He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it
He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it
He's a New World Man...
I was at the souvenir tent drinking a Coke before Sevara hit the stage to open for Peter Gabriel that night when I ran into Bryan. He was showing the girls his tattooed legs. His tattoos were symbols of all the rock concerts he'd been to so far.
There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".
There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 7, 2011
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Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
That guy over there showing off to that young girl is young dumb full of cum.
I'm young dumb and full of cum
I'm young dumb and full of cum
by YDFC July 21, 2006
Get the Young Dumb Full of Cum mug.When one gets home from school and thinks about doing homework for math class, then goes to look up what does Calculus really mean on the internet, but then he remembers that extremely hot chick in class with the cheerleader outfit, that was giving him the I wanna fuck stare, while pulling up her skirt a little to reveal her perfect gams, and then he gets severely distracted by the gigundous amount of porn there is on the nets, and decides instead to spend the rest of the evening shooting a load off. Then after shooting off waterfalls of cum, passes out and completely forgets he even had any homework at all.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
Math Teacher: "Ok everyone, turn in your homework, oh guess what we have a surprise test today!"
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
by CrotchFinger September 5, 2016
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"Cartman's mom is young,dumb,and full of cum."
"Young,dumb,and full of cum?.....Hmmm......oh-Paris Shilton!!!!"
"Cartman's mom is young,dumb,and full of cum."
"Young,dumb,and full of cum?.....Hmmm......oh-Paris Shilton!!!!"
by Rezzy2classy August 13, 2006
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