cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.

My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007

cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

by jack offten October 31, 2007

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

Cum Canyon

A stank ass vagina,
a vagina that has been busted in too many times
a vagina that hasn't been douched

After last night, I will never go hiking in that girl's cum canyon.

by ThaBadApple July 25, 2010

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

Cum candy

Cum candy is a term used to describe male ejaculate by women and men who love swallowing their lover's jizz when they give him a blow job.

Come on, let me suck your cock so that I can taste your cum candy.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017