chumknuckle

what one gets when they are finger-banging a woman who has a fishy-smelling vagina

i was ready to go down on her, but had to check out the goods first. i couldn't eat her out b/c her pussy gave me chumknuckle.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 20, 2009

Chumknuckle

An idiot.

A famous modern-day pirate ship which seats no more than 2 men at any given time.

The name of the Captain of the ship bearing the same name.

That Chumknuckle just shit his pants.

by EvilJam September 13, 2006

CumKnuckle

-A slang word for what happens to your knuckle hair after not washing your hands well after doing a certain something.
Can be embarrassing when you first notice your cumknuckle condition and your in public

- Can also be used as a name to call someone who is being dumb, a jerk, or annoying.

- "I noticed I had bad cumknuckle after my shower and had to rewash my hands before going out"

- Yo, stop being such a cumknuckle.

by J dizzle beefstickizzle December 12, 2005

Curknuckle

when someone eats plastic

oh no! my baby is curknuckleing!

by Bloodie_heidi August 18, 2025