hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.

"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"

by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

cum cuisine

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

Calisthenics

Strength training based in body control.

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."

by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022

kids cuisine

When you nut into someone's mouth and they swallow.

"My girlfriend ate a kids cuisine last night."

by PrivatePickle November 6, 2017

Colista

Colista is a Greek name that means 'Most Beautiful'.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.

Wow, she's beautiful, she must be a Colista!

by swaggygurll January 2, 2014

Calista

Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.

''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''

by wadonna June 9, 2018