by TwiistedPH3NOM March 28, 2015
Get the Cuddlefuck mug.the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
by badmintonlover February 27, 2011
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Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.
David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."
by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019
Get the cruddlesticks mug.cud·dle fu•ck
ˈkədl/fûçķ
verb
1.
The highest teir of cuddling, this is when cuddling has reached the point where it is just as enjoyable as sex (but you last longer) usually only resulting in the two options of actually fucking or taking a rejuvenating nap.
synonyms: spooning, embrace, clasp, hold tight, hold/fold in one's arms, snuggle
ˈkədl/fûçķ
verb
1.
The highest teir of cuddling, this is when cuddling has reached the point where it is just as enjoyable as sex (but you last longer) usually only resulting in the two options of actually fucking or taking a rejuvenating nap.
synonyms: spooning, embrace, clasp, hold tight, hold/fold in one's arms, snuggle
"I can't wait to get home a cuddlefuck you to sleep after work"
"Honey, I'm tired can you settle for cuddlefucking instead? We can see how I feel when I wake up"
"Honey, I'm tired can you settle for cuddlefucking instead? We can see how I feel when I wake up"
by Officer long schlong March 10, 2017
Get the Cuddlefuck mug.When someone of urban living with bad vocabulary pronunciation describes that they live on a dead end circular road.
"I didn't have any Trick-or-treaters because I live on a cuddlesac."
by Bob_Roberts November 5, 2019
Get the Cuddlesac mug.(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.
(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
by badmintonlover13 March 13, 2011
Get the cuddleshock mug."Hey, how was your weekend?"
"Ah, i just hung out with Joe from my Physics class last night."
"So what were you two up to?"
"We just talked and stuff."
"You totally had sex, didn't you!? But hey, isn't it awkward in class now, or you two a thing?"
"Neither. We cuddlefucked."
"Ah, i just hung out with Joe from my Physics class last night."
"So what were you two up to?"
"We just talked and stuff."
"You totally had sex, didn't you!? But hey, isn't it awkward in class now, or you two a thing?"
"Neither. We cuddlefucked."
by Frankhenklein September 11, 2009
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