Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

active cuddler

One who cuddles with intent.

Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness

It started out as passing out on the couch together but turned into one sided dry humping , then wild monkey sex because jason was an aggressive active cuddler and carolyn was easily aroused.

by pseudo-Jason October 12, 2013

Agressive Cuddler

Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping

Zanto is such an agressive cuddler. I love it

by Asherz210 November 17, 2018

chicken cuddler

It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.

Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."

by Call me Steve February 28, 2009

Cum Cuddler

someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen

"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"

by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006