cuddletarian

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.

1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."

by Wiktor May 29, 2008

Cuddlebird

One who is great at cuddling.

John is such a good cuddlebird!!!!!!

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

Cuddlebanned

Only happens in the realm Gorefiend, on the game World of Warcraft.

Happens if you get your account banned after you get reported by Cuddletauren or Cuddlepreist for misconduct in Trade Chat.

2. Trade Nimrod: Son of a bitch, we fucking wiped in Kara and my fucking groupfull of douchebags disbanded.

2. Trade Cuddletauren: reported.

2. Trade Rymar: Dude, you just got Cuddlebanned.

by Rymar October 17, 2008

cuddlebate

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.

I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.

by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

Cuddlebae

The one you wish to cuddle with, or spend personal time with. Your significant other.

bae boyfriend girlfriend cuddle dating significant other cuddlebae

by coltniss April 16, 2014

Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

by I'm a brit ya dig August 3, 2019

Cuddle Bear

A cute tall blackman, who loves to dance and sing. A very loving person, and loves to cuddle.

I love you Cuddle Bear.

by C0PYC@T August 23, 2011