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protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex
by Aildaris September 21, 2017
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fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.
She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in
by Gazza February 6, 2003
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Cumbucket

Equivalent to "cum depository" meaning someone full of ejaculate because they are a slut.
Dude, that cumbucket has nailed like seventeen guys this semester.
by Sam Fryer March 30, 2004
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cucksucker

A cuckold that also sucks cock.
Damn! That cucksucker gives better head than his whorin' wife!
by notenuf January 26, 2008
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Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'
by minimegmoan September 25, 2010
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cuckfucker

Someone who likes to fuck someone who likes to see their wife/husband getting fucked by other men/women.
Person #1: Hey cuckfucker! Get over here!
Person #2: What, don't call me that!
Person #1: I know you like to fuck that cuck Billy!
by massive end of a bell November 18, 2016
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cuntbucket

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.
Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010
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