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crysturbate

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009
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crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007
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crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time
"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."
by Melikki November 26, 2006
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Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.
After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007
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crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks
"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
by A2thlex November 29, 2007
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crysturbate

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.
David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.
by Anonymouslypseudonym November 2, 2008
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crasterbate

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"
by keifer May 8, 2008
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