I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.

Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.

by rperazag July 1, 2010

without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball is a poorly built website

by SALacious Bum August 14, 2022

Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022

Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016