Noun
1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).
2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.
(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).
2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.
(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"
2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
by Stevedor May 4, 2010
Get the craptits mug.The art of referring to events or feelings cryptically.
Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.
The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.
by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005
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by Mercedes August 6, 2004
Get the crypticity mug.Someone who gets unbelievably passionate about human rights, social change, equality etc. etc. They have strong opinions and (occasionally) sound theories but do nothing about them. This person only voices their opinion when they don't believe they'll get called out, but never stick to their guns when faced with a situation which challenges the beliefs they care about so keenly.
Sally:"Karen saw someone get sexually harassed the other day and didn't say anything about it, wasn't she going on about how more women need to stick up for each other?"
Ben: "Ugh, she's such a craptivist"
Ben: "Ugh, she's such a craptivist"
by thecraptivator May 19, 2018
Get the craptivist mug.A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...
Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
Get the Hot Dog Cystitis mug.a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins
by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017
Get the cryptosis mug.Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."
Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."
Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."
by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007
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