cruze

fat very fat

cruze is super fat

by oinjk jhbn June 17, 2018

Cruze

An economy car made by Chevrolet. There's a very large car enthusiast group dedicated to the Cruze called Cruzetalk.

Do you have the BNR tune on your Cruze?
What all have you done to your Cruze?

by anothey93 December 11, 2016

Cruze

A slang used by car enthusiasts meaning to go for a drive. Cruzes don't always have a destination but generally begin from a predetermined place and time. It is also a way to meet other car people and hang out as cruzes will often stop to chat, rest, and take pictures.

There is a cruze this Saturday, you should come!

by Cirq1 November 21, 2010

cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Cruze

Just a foreign word for “Bus Wanker”

Today my hire car is at the garage! I’m going to have to be a right Cruze

by GrammarNaziii November 25, 2019

Cruze

n. as in Ryan Cruze, can be aplied to anything, as long as its something negative.

Ohh man, you really Curzed that one up.

Ahhh, I got Cruze all over me!

Get your Cruze out of my face

by Nolan likes to play Boggle March 19, 2004

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018