Cruzing

Searching for porn on twitter

Dude, I just caught your dad Cruzing.

by NotTedCruz September 12, 2017

cruze

fat very fat

cruze is super fat

by oinjk jhbn June 17, 2018

Cruzing

Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead

Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun

by Veronique Veronneau February 18, 2021

cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Cruzing

It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure

Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?

by ITNoodles February 14, 2014

Cruzing

A reference to the brief, failed campaign triste between Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. When you're really optimistic during the week and set up a date but then the weekend comes and you realize how exhausted you are, flake and never text back.

I feel bad about Cruzing that guy from Tinder but i forgot all the work I had this week and I just needed a night in.

That Scooter's barista asked me out for drinks Saturday, but she bailed last minute saying she didn't feel well. Man I got Cruzed hard.

by TurnDownforSmut May 19, 2016

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018