Someone who has never touched soap, doesn't know what a toothbrush is, and is usually a discord/reddit mod, or a snowflake keyboard warrior on twitter.
Get your crusty musty dusty rusty hands off me!
by Light Yagami aka Kira June 21, 2023
When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021