Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

cushbomb

noun - a public defecation in one's own clothes

verb - to soil oneself in public

*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
christman: "oh no, not again."
woke guy offline: "please tell me you didn't just drop another cushbomb."
christman: "it's not my fault, it's these magachud brainlet smoothcels on twitter dot com. they make me extremely anxious and trigger my irritable bowel syndrome!"
woman respecter: "come on matt, you know if you keep cushbombing at the DSA meetings, we're gonna have to just do them on google hangouts instead."
christman: "i'd prefer that actually. we could charge our chapo trap house patrons to watch us revolt against neoliberal capitalism all in the comfort of our own extremely expensive gentrified urban apartments."

by ChudcelDSA July 24, 2017

Crustjob

Crustjob- The act of removing the cheese from a stuffed crust pizza and using it to masturbate with.

Alex- Yo dude did you hear that Nick gave himself a crustjob?

Matt- Ohhh dude thats nasty, i was wondering why he didn't eat the cheese.

by Fyuria July 20, 2010

crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019