Cruisezone

A slang used around various parts of Riverside Califronia, meaning the state of being when a person has consumed a few beers and a few hits of marijuana.

Dude i only had like 2 beers and a bowl and i was in the cruisezone.

by diarhea always October 31, 2009

crushness

a feeling/huge crush on a person

"mike told shannon that he had a huge crushness on her"

by miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikale September 14, 2012

crushcore

The aesthetic core of mainly babies being crushed by certain objects, (drawers, bookshelfs, tvs) and usually edited with music and transitions.

Hey, have you watched the new crushcore video on tiktok?

by mr punchy October 7, 2020

crushtomer

The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.

"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"

"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."

by babbybarista May 1, 2010

Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 5, 2011

Crushness

The quality of having crush on someone.

Nefeli: So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much crushness do you have for Kevin?

Priyanshi: 10.

Nefeli: Wow.

by Britishpicklewithamonacole June 18, 2022

crushon.ai

crushon.ai is an ai that has no filter,

crushon.ai ai: i wana fuck you

someone: no.

by killmealready2736272763 March 17, 2024