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Crushzone 

Where you are when you realize that someone who you thought genuinely wanted to be your friend only had romantic or sexual interest in you all along. The classification of relationship where someone you liked on a personal level doesn't want your friendship if your body isn't included.
Chris: So, Mary, do you want to go on a date with me sometime?
Mary: I'm sorry, Chris, really, but I like you as a friend and think we should stay that way.
Chris: What? Way to friendzone me, bitch.
Mary: Friendzone you? I wouldn't have even done that if I knew you were going to crushzone me.
Crushzone by Merida May 16, 2013
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cruiselined 

While motor boating a woman with large tiddies, she pulls them apart as far as she can then, slams them into your skull.
Similar to two cruise ships sandwiching a smaller tuggy boat.
Bruh, was motorboating Angela White and she cruiselined me so hard that I got a legit concussion.
cruiselined by Dick Bittlicker December 30, 2017

cruiseline 

A fun filled Trip in which theres a pool, free food, a bar, and a fuck load of old people. I mean too many.
Yo, i was on the cruisline the otherday, i did it with 80% of the women, hell they were all over 80.
cruiseline by matt ward February 17, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008