Cruisezone

A slang used around various parts of Riverside Califronia, meaning the state of being when a person has consumed a few beers and a few hits of marijuana.

Dude i only had like 2 beers and a bowl and i was in the cruisezone.

by diarhea always October 31, 2009

Crushzone

Where you are when you realize that someone who you thought genuinely wanted to be your friend only had romantic or sexual interest in you all along. The classification of relationship where someone you liked on a personal level doesn't want your friendship if your body isn't included.

Chris: So, Mary, do you want to go on a date with me sometime?
Mary: I'm sorry, Chris, really, but I like you as a friend and think we should stay that way.
Chris: What? Way to friendzone me, bitch.
Mary: Friendzone you? I wouldn't have even done that if I knew you were going to crushzone me.

by Merida May 16, 2013

cruiselined

While motor boating a woman with large tiddies, she pulls them apart as far as she can then, slams them into your skull.
Similar to two cruise ships sandwiching a smaller tuggy boat.

Bruh, was motorboating Angela White and she cruiselined me so hard that I got a legit concussion.

by Dick Bittlicker December 30, 2017

cruiseline

A fun filled Trip in which theres a pool, free food, a bar, and a fuck load of old people. I mean too many.

Yo, i was on the cruisline the otherday, i did it with 80% of the women, hell they were all over 80.

by matt ward February 17, 2004