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toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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chupa

Chupa is a Brazilian Portuguese slang for "Suck it", twitted after Brazilian won FIFA Confederations Cup over USA by 3-2, in response to Ashton Kutcher.
#Chupa #Chupa #Chupa #Chupa #Chupa #Chupa #Chupa
by fernandouser June 28, 2009
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Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.
I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.
by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011
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crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
by taoteqingren December 10, 2006
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chupaverga

The creature of mexican myth who sneaks in your room at night and sucks your cock. verga
Oh my god its the chupaverga!!!!
by Dennis Poo April 8, 2007
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chupapi munyanyo

A phrase that means nothing. It's just a phrase that became trending before the end freaking 2020.
Chupapi munyanyo, wow tanginanyo PhilHealth.
by justinetie December 30, 2020
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Chupamela

Spanish expression of ''suck my dick '' or "give me a blowjob." Although the word dick is not mentioned in the expression, it is assumed a person wants one since "chupamela" directly translates to "suck mine."
Barely legal chick: Oh, I can't believe we've been dating for a month now and we are all alone in my house. Do you want a special treat Latino Hottie?

Latino Hottie: Sí, chupamela!
by PokarFace June 20, 2010
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