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Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.
Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."
by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009
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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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crunkskank

One who is just as crunk as they are a skank. The word originated with the hoes who were closely associated with Lil' John, but has quickly spread to anybody exhibiting excessive amounts of crunk and skankiness.
And believe me when I say, that girl at the club was definitely crunkskank.
by Jonathan Hammond August 23, 2006
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crunksensei

An individual who has great ability in being crunk or under the purple haze. A crunksensei is also wise and does not follow the maxims imposed by society.
Man, that Sped sure is a crunksensei!

Andre, Adan, and Joe will never attain the level of a crunksensei.
by crunksensei October 25, 2005
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crunkswagger

Noun; The word Lil Wayne used to beat Charles Gibson on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Lil Waynes favorite word.
On Lil Waynes scrabble rack, the letters NKRUCGGRSWAE sit.

On Charles Gibsons scrabble rack, lie the letters LEIMSRIUFTBN.

Charles Gibson: S-M-I-L-E.

Lil Wayne: C-R-U-N-K... S-W-A-G-G-E-R
Crunkswagger. Das mah favorite.
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cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.
by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007
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crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words
that movie was crunktastic
by j-money August 28, 2004
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