Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

by VibezXD May 22, 2023

Crungle

A Stupid, Idiotic person

Bhavisha is such a crungle!

Stop being such a crungle!

by rolo;) January 10, 2013

Cruncked

Being taken down without dying

“Homie got knocked out in one hit.”

“You mean cruncked?”

“Oh yeah my bad.”

by IWillCrunkYou July 9, 2021

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017