1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.
3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."
2. You are so crunchy...
3.
3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."
by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020
Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.
by BabyG_bgirl January 20, 2020
by VeronicaLove December 17, 2010
-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?
-I found them on the floor in Home Depot
-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.
-Thanks man!
-I found them on the floor in Home Depot
-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.
-Thanks man!
by CrunchyNotCrusty March 08, 2017
Friend one: Hey brah! Lets smoke a bowl!
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"
by Architorcher September 06, 2010
The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...
by =N' January 21, 2010
Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009