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Crunchie

Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.
"That guy in the light pink polo shirt with long hair smoking a dubey is such a crunchie."
by Natasha October 7, 2004
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CRUNCHIE CRIGGA

1)A mexican, white, asian, or black that thinks he is a pimp cause he talks to any girl he passes.

2)A smelly mother fucka
Look at Frank's ugly lookin ass talkin to dem girls, he is a crunchi crigga.
by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005
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Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon
Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie
by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015
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crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.
LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.
by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008
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crunchie

I been poppin crunchies all morning for this headache.
by Robert Gillogly July 25, 2006
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Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..
Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.
by hellomeginty January 23, 2009
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Crunchie

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.
You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE
by Blicks July 8, 2011
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