Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022

crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.

I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!

by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008