crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

Crumkin

When you are getting a blumkin and smoking crack

"Dude one second I was getting a crumkin the next thing i knew I was fuckin this girl in the ass!"

by Brendan8 January 18, 2008

cumskimmer

A dirty, filthy woman who insists on skimming the cum off of your cock, balls, and thighs with her lips and teeth, instead of using a moist towel like a normal person.

"My legs are all sticky. Perhaps it's because of that cumskimmer who blew me last night!"

by Chester B. Cobblepot June 11, 2006

Crumpkin

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

Cumskin

A description for a white person. Shares the same skin colour as pink pigs or pigjizz for example.
Their skin colour also shares similarities with birdshit. Which can be complete white (albino), with a bit of blood (ginger), a bit of black (brunette) or mixed with piss (blonde).

Hussein:" I need to fill my stock of virgins for my harem, preferable white shitskins!"
Saddam:" Our hungarian friend sold me 60 cumskins yesterday, i still have some left, visit me so we can team up."
Hussein:" Thank you my friend, i'm on my way!"
Gaddafi:" Wait for me, these cumskins love me, they are as nasty as pigs!"

by JizZnigger August 7, 2022