crumpton

to have an extremely large penis

"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"

by Crumptz June 17, 2005

crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

crumpt up

I messed up

I crumpt up

by Carlbot9 April 14, 2022

Crumpty

Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.

Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.

Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch

by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023

crumpt

adj. drunk.

An alternate spelling of the word crumped.

After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

crumpton

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010

crumpshnuff

What you call someone as a replacement of any curse word

You’re being such a crumpshnuff

by Yaaboiphoenix January 31, 2023