Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

crumpin'

Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle

he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring

by Gavit January 7, 2010

Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."

by mckrider November 6, 2009

Dublin in Crumlin

Sex act.

Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop

Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin

Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??

Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin

Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?

by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019

Chumplin

A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin

Please hand me another chumplin for consumption

The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening

My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin

by mAntis99 September 27, 2011