cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

chumpass

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.

sirNathe is a chumpass

by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008

the Crumps

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

by The third attempt May 17, 2018

Crumbass

A person who leaves crumbs after preparing or eating food.

“Hey, crumbass, come back here and clean up your mess!”

by Bloo333 May 28, 2021

cumpassionate

When you love someone or something so much that you start to cum.

I'm not just passionate about her, I'm cumpassionate about her!

passionatecum

by flywithmee May 11, 2009

crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

Crompastompin'

When one is pretending to be knowledgeable of a subject that they know nothing about.

Knolegable person: Daft Punk's new song is just soooo lame. Don't you think
Crompastomper: Oh...erm...sure...I uh think that also. Cough...cough.
Knwledgable person to other knwledgeable friend: Oh he was soooooooo crompastompin'!

by Smellaria Ruscoe June 5, 2005