Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

Croydon by Cockashit August 14, 2023

Croydon wheelie boys

A "gang" of douche bag kids in the small town of croydon pa who pretty much just ride on bikes in the middle of a main road and do some dumb ass bike tricks and act like they're tough even though they're weak privileged assholes who should really get a life but that's none of my business.

"Croydon wheelie boys sure are annoying"

Croydon wheelie boys by XDRAWR July 5, 2016

croydon: the london transport game 

Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs

croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game

croydon: the london transport game by Charliebus2007 November 7, 2022

Croydon pigroast

Basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related

Yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin

I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed

Croydon pigroast by Girth Dickson July 19, 2017

Croydon surf n turf 

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

Croydon surf n turf by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

croydon traffic lights 

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

croydon traffic lights by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

Croydon Bounce 

When a basketball somehow rolls in the net. Stemmed from CVS courts, the phrase Croydon Bounce/Croydon Roll is used mostly by Old Croydon kids AkA the Croydon Knights. A Croydon Bounce is pretty Croydonish.

Dan I love how you always get that Croydon Bounce.

Croydon Bounce by OldCroydon April 5, 2009