puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

cock-knocking-clown-fucker

the act of being a horneyer

Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

by J O N C November 1, 2006

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

cock-knocked ass clown

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

by seve December 12, 2006

clowncock

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

by Bill06 December 24, 2006