crowdstriking

1. The act of releasing a product (typically software) without adequate testing that then fails spectacularly and results in a significant adverse effect.
2. The practice of relying on end users to do the testing for you by releasing untested product.

Management said it HAD to be out today so we resorted to a bit of crowdstriking. I'm sure it'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?

by WildWildWolf July 21, 2024

CroudStrike

to cause a large number of computer systems to become unresponsive by writing bad kernel level code for an operating system that allows third-party ring 0 access

Person 1: Shit, my computer bluescreened

Person 2: Maybe you got CroudStriked

by KoalaUnknown July 22, 2024

Crowdstriking

To crowdsource testing out to your customers

Bob: Hey Joe, did you get the new code tested?

Joe: Nah, we are crowdstriking it in prod.

by Ajnin man July 22, 2024

CrowdStroke

When a software change or update negatively affects Production devices (Like CrowdStrike 2024 did) and your blood pressure spikes similar to a heart attack.

My heart almost had a CrowdStroke when I started get calls from Support after pushing out an software update.

by EfficientLoss September 3, 2024