Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010

Crusty white dog

That dog all the rich families have. They are tiny, have curly white hair, and nasty crust around their eyes. This crust is actually dried tears and mucus (ew wtf.)

White girls can often be heard bragging about their “super cute and adorable dog” and in reality, it’s this mortifying, dried crust of a creature. This dog seems to never know when to die and will live for an unearthly amount of time.

These dogs are often named “Bella” or “Coco” and they are more officially known as Maltese Terriers.

Your family owns a crusty white dog.

by I’m Gonna Scream!!! March 19, 2022

crustylicious

Someone who's ghetto/ratchet af and may or may not have been deflowered at the town dump.

Sonia: what's foreplay???
Karina: idk bxtch ask slim shady, she's pretty crustylicious.

by big dollers October 22, 2012

Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Bitches so crusty

A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.

Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.

by T.Tipsy January 11, 2012

crusty ass nigga

A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.

He/She is a crusty ass nigga.

You's a crusty ass nigga.

Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.

They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.

Imma crusty ass nigga.

We are all crusty ass niggas.

by eXcaliber.50 June 14, 2014