crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

Critchard

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

crotchwaffle

That particular area located on a woman's anatomy where the legs come together, i.e.- the naughty bits

Dorothy took great delight in shaving her crotchwaffle and then shooting ping-pong balls out of it.

by Fred Norris March 11, 2003

CrotchWaffle

Bre, the herpefied mathlete

"Ew. Bre YOU CROTCHWAFFLE"

by Crotchwaffle February 28, 2004

Crotchwatch

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021