User Settings

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Crotchteded

To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.

Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.

by itsworthashot September 5, 2009

Flag

Get the Crotchteded mug.

Crotchward

When a perfectly normal conversation about crotches becomes extremely awkward, very suddenly.

Person #1: These jeans are super cool but they fit my crotch weirdly.

Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!

by allaboutcrotches.org November 29, 2010

Flag

Get the Crotchward mug.

Related Words

Crotch Turd • Crotchmurder • Crotchburn • crotchmud • Crotchteded • crotchtery • crotchtoid • crotchtussle • Crotchward

crotchtery

Crabby, grumpy . Grouchy . Crusty

I tried to reason with him but he was so crotchtery that I walked away ..

by Memaloca July 4, 2016

Flag

Get the crotchtery mug.

More random definitions

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email