crotchula

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

by Spenny June 24, 2006

crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013