Crotchbleeder

"Crotchbleeder" is a denigrating term that refers to a woman working in a career field that is not traditional for females.

1. She used to be really nice to socialize with, until she took that job and, almost overnight, she became an insufferable crotchbleeder.

2. I know that she is a crotchbleeder, but, to be truthful, i like her anyway.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

crotchbroken

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

by heywood12 August 3, 2007

crotchtower

A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"

"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."

by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016

crotchronaut

A male for whom sexual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.

"You actually fucked that crotchronaut? Wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him."

"The pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again".

by Squeaked Moose October 20, 2011

Crotchnosed

An awkward, uncomfortable thing that someone just won't let go. A persistent and unwlecome intrusion into one's business, like a dog who won't stop trying to sniff your crotch in public.

"Iffy won't stop dribbling on about the restaurant bill contretemp. I feel utterly crotchnosed by the whole thing".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Crotchbomber

Sarcastic name for someone like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who carries an explosive device in his shorts.

DHS's Napolitano's response to the crotchbomber: "We're looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur."

by DrWex December 29, 2009

Crotchbung

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

by E.G. April 1, 2006