Popcorn Crotch

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good

Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

by Slut Sandwich July 3, 2007

Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.

"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!

by theshipsnake November 12, 2012

Crotchtopia

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

by Erica January 26, 2005

crotchophobia

the phobia of a teenage girls cameltoe. it is mostly seen in moms.

mom: you need to wear a longer shirt. i can see your crotch.

me: mom you have such bad crotchophobia!

by lauren gaffney July 2, 2019