Double Dick Crosser

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

by nerdy9 March 2, 2016

line crosser

A person that has to do exactly what you tell them not to do, usually a smaller child, or annoying older child, or an adult with childish tendencies or ADD. This is not limited to just crossing lines, and also involves situations much like the following: "don't touch my hair" (at this point, the "line crosser" would poke the persons hair while saying "tooouuuchh") line crossers also have tenancies to be unimaginative, and do things like finding something, and naming it "Bob", "Fred" or "George" because they can think of nothing more original. (nothing against those names of people, just random objects) it is perfectly legal, and in fact, encouraged to smack line crossers when they do what they do, because it will eventually show them that in the real world, they will be beat up by people bigger than them.

PERSON#1: "Ok, i am on this side of the line, *points to line in sidewalk* now don't cross it please"
LINE CROSSER: *puts a toe/finger across the line* "look, i crossed it!"
PERSON#1: *smacks line crosser* "wtf did i say?!?"

by titagula November 30, 2010

Animal Crosser

One who plays the video game Animal Crossing, consistently, to the point that it takes over almost all aspects of his/her life.

One who is an Animal Crosser might say...
"Wow i just won the bug off! Now my life is complete!"

by Katrinacoff January 23, 2014

Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.

by Rakis July 24, 2018

Border crosser

When a friend crosses the border to Canada leaving her friends in the states and not sending them special Canadian chips and complaining about the cold.

WOW! She is such a border crosser!
Yeah she keeps complaining about the cold and won't send me chips!
Humph.. such a border crosser..

by kangaroo36 March 22, 2012

biddle crosser

a person that crosses Biddle Avenue in Wyandotte, MI

Guy 1: "Did you see him cross that street?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! What a biddle crosser"

by mpee July 6, 2011

Road Crosser

An adventurous, risk-taker who marches to the beat of his own drum

Look at Ben! I want to be as cool as his Mom is, he's such a Road Crosser

by MadMaxGB May 16, 2020