Crooked 

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.

Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.

Crooked by straight.up.g June 23, 2009

Crooked 

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

Crooked by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

crooked 

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

crooked by SaynotoCrooked July 7, 2010

Crooked 

A new slang word that means cool, awesome, etc.

Mary: Hey, Jack, you're looking crooked!

Jack: Thanks, Mary, you are too!

Crooked by DekuBoy May 12, 2010

Crooked 

When someone looks weird; acts weird

See that girl over there she a crooked bitch.

Crooked by Barbra and Allie August 18, 2019

crooked 

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

crooked by Alexis February 21, 2005

crooked 

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

crooked by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003