crook as a dog

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up

by Dazza mate March 7, 2017

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Dane Crook

The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.

Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

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donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

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person/n. The nickname of Deftones' member, Frank Delgado. Responsible for the mixing, turntablism, and other DJ related aspects, along with lead producer Terry Date. Is currently at work on the Team Sleep project. Also has his own side project, Decibel Devils.

1. DJ Crook murdered the turntables.... WOW!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

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Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

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